Perros y The gross couples

So this is a two parter: the first part is about the dogs in Chile and the second part is about all the couples who apparently are "sooooo in love."

Alright so you know how every country they have that one animal that seems to take over the entire country: U.S.A is the squirrels, Israel is the cats, and well Chile are dogs.  There are seriously dogs everywhere just roaming around the streets and lying around in the shade.  These dogs have the mindset that they own everything, so they literally chase after cars and sometimes pops their tires with their mouths or they chase people while they are walking.  There is such a problem with these animals, but nobody is really doing anything about it.  I constantly walk around being, "Pobresito perrito :(." (translation: poor dog)  But as you get a closer look at these dogs you are like Shit, get that thing away from me!  They are sooooo dirty and just so untamed.  Someone needs to get a huge hose and soap and seriously give these dogs a wash.  You can see their bones, I mean literally see their bones!  It can really make someone lose their appetite.
Well that was a little tidbit about the dog situation in Chile.  Now on to the good stuff.

So many of you do not know is that Chileans do not leave their house until they are either: married or is super successful that they can afford a new house.  So what do you when you want to have some alone time with that special someone????  Well of course!  Lets make out in all the public places that Chile has to offer!  I mean these couples have nooooo shame.  I am sitting on the metro and in front of me is this couple with their child.  The woman is holding the little boy's hand and at the same time swapping faces with her boyfriend.  I mean they are truly getting it on in the metro!  I was soooo grossed out!  I am walking through a park and what do I see, of course another couple getting their mack on!
Chile has tried to solve this issue by having motels allow a three hour stay, so basically you pay for three hours and you are free to do whatever you want.  (Now I am sure all of you are asking yourself, what is Haya trying to say?  Please do not think I will be joining the hundreds of couples that do that!  That is soooo gross and I have a lot more class than that!)
I think maybe parents should not be as strict to allow their kids to have alone time with their significant other because WE DONOT WANT TO SEE THAT!!!!!